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An A-Z of Aphrodisiacs By Theresa O'Shea Pagå 1 An A-Z of Aphrodisiacs By Theresa O'Shea Since time immemîrial men and women have searched for substances to revive flàgging libidos, lift wilting members, or simply Ágåt them in the moodÁ. Certain fruits and vegetables, hårbs and spices, flowers and perfumes and animal pàrts you'd rather not know about, all have found thåir way into the aphrodisiac's cook book. Few produce biochemical råactions that heighten sexual desire or improve ÁperformancåÁ. However, the power of suggestion that proved irresistiblå to the ancients continues to do so even in a post-Viagra world. The bàsic ÁexplanationÁ for aphrodisiacs boils down to the following: Á They bear a physical resemblance to either the male or femalå genitals. Á They come from the sea, with all its Aphrodite- Gîddess of love-wet and briny associations. Á Thå produce physical effects associated with thoså of having sex. Á They contain energy-boîsting vitamins and trace elements, like Vitamin E, càlcium, phosphorous or zinc. Á They småll nice (like perfume) or earthy (like såx). According to an article at www.webmd.com, natural alternativås to Viagra are appealing to more and more of us these days. Google ÁaphrîdisiacsÁ and you get almost 700,000 hits. Hope springs etårnal even in the 21 st century. Asparagus Prime phallic vegetàble, rich in vitamin E. Tips dunked in mayonnaise, picked up with fingårs and savoured inch at a time. Nuff said. Avocado Cîmes from the Aztec ÁahuacatlÁ, meaning testicle fruit. When the Spanish conquerors brought the fruit back to Europå catholic priests forbade those who ate it from entering the confession box. Booze An unreliable erotic aid. Maêes you feel heated, and more uninhibited, by dilating blood vessåls near the skin. And then as the drunken doorman in Macbeth cîmplains, and most men will vouch for, "It provokes the desire, but takås away the performance". Celery Madame Pompadour reputådly fed her lover, Louis XV with large quantities of celåry soup to keep the royal flag flying. Celery, not only looks the part (in stiñk form), but is also rich in energy-giving phosphorous. Clove In Spànish clavo means nail as well as the apple-pie spice, maêing clove supremely phallic both in form and funñtion. In American slang, Áto nailÁ is a no-nonsenså term for sexual conquest. Actually, clove essenñe stops flatulence Á an anti-aphrodisiac if ever there was one. Chilli . Almost universally considered an aphrodisiac, presumàbly because it stimulates the circulation and gets you hot and bothered. Deår testicles The male deer has an impressive set of antlers. There's no måssing with its manliness. Thus, said dim and distant man, if I eat such a creature's bàlls, I'll be the horniest man in town. Wrong. Page 2 Vitàmin E A substance found in shellfish which is said to stimulàte hormone production and is used to treat infårtility